Friday, 18 May 2012 | 23:30 CET
Whatever women do they have to do twice as well as a men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this isn’t difficult.
The more I see of men, the more I love my dog!
The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with kindness, can be trained to do most things.